why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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The Oakland Raiders

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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