- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Get it? More.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What's red, blue & green all over?

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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