- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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