- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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