- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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