- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

So one time there was this woman learning...

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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