What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Skrillex.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Latvia isn't a joke

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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