- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Im gay What about you

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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