- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

your face is kinda funny

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Your face

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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