Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Albert your flies undone.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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