What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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