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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

sorry son your nanas been put down

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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