If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Your Mother

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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