Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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