- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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