Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

My name is Jeff

Penis.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

Knock Knock! Come in..

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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