Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Knock Knock *opens the door*

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