Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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My wife made me a sandwich

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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