What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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the lemon was sweet.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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The game.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Anti Joke

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