- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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