fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Anti Joke

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