Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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