- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What does water smell like? water.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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