Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Canadians

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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You know what's funny? Rape

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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