- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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