- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

knock knock!? . . No.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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