what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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kill yourself

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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