- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Ben Affleck

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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