- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

I have an erection My mom!

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

I'd like to make a withdraw

Where's the dick??? east

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

angelosnyder is not gay

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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