- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Bitch! Love, J.B.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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