What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Logan's gay

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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