How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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How long is a china man?

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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