- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Velcro. What a rip off.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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