- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Miscarriages.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

whats black and strange a paki

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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