- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Roses are red.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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