- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How come grilled cheese?

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

antonis sister is mighty fine

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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