Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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the WNBA

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Your dads dead. lol

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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