You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Nickelback

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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