- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's your guys names?

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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