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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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