- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Latvia isn't a joke

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Abortion.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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