- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was barking at a tree

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

YEAH THEY DO!

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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