One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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