What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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so the weather's nice...

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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heat!

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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42

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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