- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

hello

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

WOw you have no life

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??