- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Get it? More.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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