- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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