- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??