What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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anus

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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I went to work today....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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