You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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The Moon Landing.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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