Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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