- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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