What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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