- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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