What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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