- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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