- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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