Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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