- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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