- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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