What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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snooki

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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your life

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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