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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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