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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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