what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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