- Anti Joke

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?