two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Caramel Boing.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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