- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

I used to know what alzheimers was

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