Continents are large islands.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Anti Joke

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