- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Penis.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

whats black? the colour

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