- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

i like men but im not gay

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

nice tits.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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