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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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