- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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