Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

My name is Jeff

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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