Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Sex vagina. lol.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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