- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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