How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Kys

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

thumb_up thumb_down +2

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops